Yes, rape.
It was committed today from 12-2:35 p.m. at York University in the Tait McKenzie Fieldhouse.
I was the rapist. My history exam was the victim.
YESSSSS.
Music hall essay? 86%!
One sad thing - Colin wasn't there. So I didn't see him at all! The last time I saw him was last Tuesday and I didn't even know it'd be the last time. :(
BUT... I am forever free of History 1050 and I therefore must rejoice.
Er... by watching the Tudors.
Yeah, I've got no friends.
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... those were the best days of my life ...
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- Leah
- friends, romans, countrymen; lend me your ears
Chronicling my five years as an undergraduate History/ Classical Studies major at York University in Toronto, Canada.
2008-2013 (hopefully!)
Random Non-Academic Things I Am Learning in University...
- Guys who work at Second Cup and look like your boyfriend stop being cool as soon as they suddenly look like your ex-boyfriend.
- Diu vivas floreasque. Star Trek subjunctive.
- History 1050 destroys my fucking life.
- Going to bed at midnight is considered going to bed early.
- Camilla pwns all.
- Lucius... tuus pater sum!
- Ancient Greeks really loved to hear themselves talk.
- Wearing red gets you free cake (which was delish), waffles, pens, magnets, and chocolate. But only on 03/26/09.
- South Park is a daily staple.
- No matter what you think, you will NEVER escape high school drama.
- http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ Amazing.
- Days off are best spent at the ROM
- The basement of Accolade East is awesome, even if it looks like a high school
- While they initially seem crap, Sunday exams can be your saving grace if you work a job you really hate.
- www.fmylife.com This needs no explanation
- Regular chai lattes from Second Cup with two packets of Splenda and some cinnamon are orgasms in my mouth
- Powdered vanilla is not an adequate substitute for cinnamon on the aforementioned orgasmic caffeinated beverage
- Greek friends will always leave you
- Classics friends are the best friends... period.
- The ROM is free on Tuesdays!
- A strike is only fun for the first few days
- Bomb threats and fire alarms are never real
- Unreal things (see above) CAN and WILL fuck up your exams
- Aphrodite has a magic bra
- Horny statues protect against bad luck
- There is no such thing as not having homework
- Flash cards, while helpful, are maddeningly tedious
- Sleep is a luxury
- Jews are your friends
- Turn off your cell phone in tutorial!
- Don't piss off the geese
- Watch out for the squirrels
- Avoid the bathrooms in Steadman at all costs
- DON'T give money to the deaf people
- The fire alarm is always ringing in the chem building
- Kinesiology students are clones
- No seats are available in the library after 10AM
- TAs = fantastic smart things
- British professors are the best ones
- Bubble Tea is love
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